MY 20 FAVORITE MUTANTS
» ii. Max Eisenhardt — Magneto
“Whatever comes, I and mine will not go like lambs to the slaughter — but like tigers!”Hello, handsome.
Mags, Mags, Mags. Why are you so obsessed with tigers? And where is the fic in which Mags takes Charles to the zoo but all he wants to do is go look at the tigers?
“Really, Erik, we could at least go see some of the other big cats. I hear the lion exhibit is quite exciting.”
“Do not mock me, Charles! There is nothing more exciting than the tigers. Look at them, proud and majestic. They should be free. I, Magneto, Master of Magnetism shall liberate them! Together we will smite any who try to oppose us! See if your X-men can stop me once I have my tiger army!”
Here we go again.
“Charles, why are they looking at me like that. Dear, God, I think they’re going to eat us. Do something! For once in your life use that fantastic brain of yours and do something!”
“Contrary to poorly written and rightfully scrapped Marvel films, my telepathy doesn’t work on animals. Do be a dear and levitate us the fuck out of here.”
(via thoughtsnotunveiled)





